A man who complained about not being able to get a girlfriend despite five years of chasing girls has staged a one-man protest declaring he is giving up the fight.
Agah Sir handed out pamphlets with his new manifesto for life, in which he gives up on the chance to find a woman and warns others against chasing as well.
The details of the things he did still failed to find him a girlfriend, which included learning English and working out at the gym.
He blamed his lack of success on too much porn.
In the two-page manifesto handed out to passes in the Kadikoy district of the Turkish city of Istanbul he said:
“I don’t want to chase girls anymore!
I gave up, guys.
The fact that I was born a male did not help me in any way.
I wish I were born genderless.
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to be with a girl.
I lowered and lowered myself.
I don’t want to try and fail anymore.
Obviously, the girls don’t want me.
If I couldn’t do it in the last five years of my life, it means I won’t be able to do it in the next five years.
I should have thought logically and given up long ago by now.
However, I’ve stretched this subject further.
What did I get?
A youth wasted chasing girls.
I read a lot of books for nothing because of the fallacy that girls like cultured men who read books.
I learned English so that if I don’t have luck with Turkish girls, I’d try my luck with tourist girls.
This didn’t work for me, either.
I thought I’d try my luck with a fit body; I went and lifted weights at the gym stupidly every day. So what did I get?
I wish I had carried the bags of older ladies who had difficulty carrying their bags at the market instead of lifting weights at the gym. Maybe I wouldn’t build muscle, but at least it would make good sense to this world.
That’s how it is, friends.
I failed. I hope you will succeed. I would like to give a motivational speech by saying, “Even if you fail, keep fighting, never give up”.
But frankly, if I were asked, “What would you change if you went back to the way you were five years ago,” my answer would be “I’d have my testicles removed.” That will stop me saying pointless things like urging other people to keep fighting and never give up.
However, I can easily say that each person comes to this world with the potential to live a good life.
In fact, the door of love is open to anyone who will undress from their falsehood and enter.
That door was open for me too, but as I polluted my soul with pornography and exhausted myself in pursuit of false pleasures, I greatly damaged the potential of love in me.
When there was a pursuit of the meaningful, I went after the one that would give pleasure.
If you asked, I would answer that I desire love.
Anyway, how well the master (Eliphas Levi) said it:
“Only the one who conquers the love of pleasure can taste the pleasure of love.”