Swiss Brothel Offers Free Thank You Bl0w Jobs For Vaxxed Clients

A Swiss brothel is offering free oral sex to any male client who has been vaccinated in the past three days to “thank the vaccinated for their contribution to the resumption of a normal life”.

With companies and local authorities around the world offering treats such as beers, burgers and kebabs to encourage citizens to get the COVID jab, a Swiss brothel may well have trumped the lot with free oral sex reportedly offered to any man vaccinated in the last three days.

The sex club Delicious, based in the Swiss city of Geneva, reportedly announced on its website that anyone vaxxed in the past three days will receive the complimentary oral sex.

In Austria’s largest brothel Funpalast, from 1st November people can be vaccinated against Covid-19, and will receive free entry to the brothel and a credit of EUR 30 (GBP 25), in Vienna, Austria. (Newsflash)

The owners of the brothel are quoted by Swiss media outlet Blick as saying that they want to “thank the vaccinated for their contribution to the resumption of a normal life”.

As a result, “Club Delicious in Geneva is offering every person vaccinated less than three days ago a ‘pipe’ (French slang for fellatio) on presentation of their vaccination card.”

The special offer is only valid for recently-vaxxed patrons until 30th November.

It is not the first time that Club Delicious has caused a stir. In 2018, the sex club announced the launch of the ‘Cafe Pipe’ where clients could sip a coffee at a table while a sex worker pleasures them.

In a similar move last month, Austria’s largest brothel announced that they are offering clients free entry and discounts if they get their COVID jab there.

Funpalast, Austria’s largest brothel where from 1st November people can be vaccinated against Covid-19, and will receive free entry to the brothel and a credit of EUR 30 (GBP 25), in Vienna, Austria. (Google Maps/Newsflash)

The initiative to boost vaccine uptake was launched on 1st November at Austria’s biggest brothel ‘Funpalast’ located in the capital Vienna.

Brothel manager Peter Laskaris told the news site Heute: “As normal for a brothel, anyone can come here and pick up their free jab without an appointment.”

The jabs will be available every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm and newly vaccinated guests will enjoy free access to the billiards room, swimming pool and private rooms until 4am.

A EUR-30 voucher is available for drinks and bathrobes in the establishment.

Samira, who works at Funpalast, told Heute: “Everyone is welcome, but we feel safer with vaccinated men.”

The sex club Delicious offers free blowjobs for newly vaccinated people, in Geneva, Switzerland in November, 2021. (Newsflash)

Heute reports that brothels are subject to the same rules as nightclubs with guests required to prove they have been vaccinated, provide a negative test, or have recently recovered from the virus.

Laskaris added that the jabs are also available to people who do not want to enter the brothel, and women and children are encouraged to come and get the vaccine.

As in any vaccination centre, visitors will have to bring a form of ID, a protective face mask, and children under the age of 14 must be accompanied by an adult.

Following the vaccine, those who want to take advantage of the free entry and voucher will have to wait 15 minutes before entering the brothel.