Burglar Knocks One Out Over Laptop On Valentine’s Day Before Stealing It

This is the brazen moment a pharmacy burglar drops his shorts and has a five-knuckle chuckle at a laptop before making off with the device.

A man, 21, stealing at a pharmacy in Caracarai, Brazil, on Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2023. He masturbated and stole a a laptop before leaving (Newsflash)

Media in Brazil said the 21-year-old suspect broke into the store in the municipality of Caracarai in Roraima State after prising open a window with a piece of wood.

He spent a short while rummaging around the drugstore for loot before deciding to have a quick break in front of a laptop, as seen in this CCTV footage.

Bizarrely, after having his fun, he could be seen glancing straight into the in-store camera before leaving with the computer early on Valentine’s Day.

The store owner, who was sickened to the stomach when saw the security footage, called Military Police, who began working to identify the culprit.

Police arrested him later that day and seized two stolen laptops and a mobile phone from him.

A man, 21, stealing at a pharmacy in Caracarai, Brazil, on Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2023. He masturbated and stole a a laptop before leaving (Newsflash)

Local media did not release his name but said it is not the first time he has been booked by police.

The pharmacy owner told local media: “He’s dangerous, he’s been up to no good in the whole city and he could do worse.

“There is no local social work to guide this young person towards a status of improvement. A social project is lacking.

“The police are efficient, but it’s no use just arresting, you have to occupy these young people’s minds. Nothing is offered other than leisure and there is no work.

“If you don’t start doing social work to include and occupy young people, we’re going to end up stuck with more thefts, more robberies.”